It's been so long since I had any, the crack of dawn makes me horny.
Related:
- I'm so horny even the crack of Dawn
isn't safe... - I'm so horny,
even the crack of dawn isn't safe... - Various Ways To Say "Having Sex"
Bang
Be the rug doctor
Beaver shooting
Been ridin' broomsticks since she was fifteen
Bend her over and load her like a shotgun
Bit-o-the-ol'-in-out
Bite the bearded clam
Bob the knob
Boink
Bone Smuggling
Bopping
Bottom knockin'
Bounce the Brillo
Break her open like a shotgun
Buff the helmet
Buffing
Bumping uglies
Bury the hatchet
Butter her muffin
Carpet munching
Check her oil
Clean the carpet
Come to my bed and let's practice parallel parking
Cuttin' a slice
Dance the buttock jig
Dent the egg
Dip your wick
Do it
Do the horizontal mambo
Do the Wild Thing
Doing it
Doing the nasty
Dueling Bedsprings
Eat at the Y
Feed the bear
Fenorking
Fit pipe
Flat Dancing
Fooling around
Fuck
Get a leg over
Get your bone honed
Get your noodle wet
Gettin' Busy
Getting you ashes hauled
Getting your bunny boiled
Getting your canoe shellacked
Getting your horns filed
Getting your weiner wet
Give her the time
Giving her a pearl necklace
Go like a rat up a rhododendron
Goin' horizontal
Hammerin'
Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (titty-fuck)
He hasn't had his tires rotated in months
Hide and shriek
Hide the HotDog
Hide the sausage
Hiding the salami
Hobble
Hose
I wanna bust that body
I'm having lunch at the Y.
It's a box lunch - furburgers! I'm so horny the crack... - Been a long time since I
rock an'... - BAR TRANSLATIONS
"No, really, I'm OK to drive."
--I'm wasted,
and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I... - This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's
starting to feel good in her mouth... - A simpler variation was played on me when I was but a mere first-year at U of
Toronto.
One day, I was logged in at a terminal and I left for... - A priest and a rabbi, long time friends, were having lunch together one day.]
Downing a forkful of fish,
the priest asked the rabbi, "Sam, in all your entire...
