One Cold Winter Day, A Polack Decided To Go Ice Fishing.

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One cold winter day, a polack decided to go ice fishing. After setting up
his shack, he started chipping through the ice. Suddenly, he heard a booming
voice say, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The polack looks around, but
saw no one. He continued chipping away at the ice. Again he heard, "THERE
ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Looking around, the petrified polack still saw
no one. He shouted, "Is that you, God?" The booming voice responded, "THIS
IS THE ARENA MANAGER ... THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

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