A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist's office, having her annual
checkup, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined her:
"My, what a big vagina! My, what a big vagina!" The lady was, to put it
mildly, a bit annoyed. Being the assertive type, she spoke up immediately:
"Doctor, I can't believe what I'm hearing! I think it's incredibly unpro-
fessional of you to say something like 'My, what a big vagina' twice!"
"But I only said it once," replied the doctor.
checkup, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined her:
"My, what a big vagina! My, what a big vagina!" The lady was, to put it
mildly, a bit annoyed. Being the assertive type, she spoke up immediately:
"Doctor, I can't believe what I'm hearing! I think it's incredibly unpro-
fessional of you to say something like 'My, what a big vagina' twice!"
"But I only said it once," replied the doctor.
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