Q: What do elephants do when they are bored? A: Put springs on their feet and bounce up into the trees to rape monkeys.

Q: What do elephants do when they are bored?
A: Put springs on their feet and bounce up into the trees to rape monkeys.

Q: What is the most terrible thing for a monkey to hear?
A: SPROING ... SPROING ...

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