After a hillbilly spent his first night with his new bride, he returned home
the next day to his father. He said, "Paw, I had to kill my wife." His paw
asked him why, to which his son replied that he discovered she was a virgin.
His paw said, "You did good, son. If she ain't good enuf for her family
then she ain't good enuf for ours."
the next day to his father. He said, "Paw, I had to kill my wife." His paw
asked him why, to which his son replied that he discovered she was a virgin.
His paw said, "You did good, son. If she ain't good enuf for her family
then she ain't good enuf for ours."
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