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  .. Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady....
• I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation and how she would have to make cutbacks.
  .. Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady....
• Rejected Slogans for the Rolling Stones' Tour 10. "Honky-Tonk Women and Grumpy Old Men" 9.
  We Live Through the Concert or Your Money Back" * 8....
• MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
  The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings....
• WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
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