A high school history teacher giving a pop quiz to her class ...
"Who said 'Give me liberty, or give me death'?"
Akito, the class brain, stood and politely replied, "Nathan Hale, 1776."
"Very good, Akito!" said the teacher. "Now, who said 'We shall have peace
with honor'?"
Again, Akito replied. "Richard Nixon, 1975," he said.
"Very good, again, Akito. Class, don't you feel just a -little- uncomfor-
table knowing that this child of immigrant parents knows so much about
United States history?"
From the back of the room came the cry, "Screw the Japanese!"
"Harry S. Truman, 1945."
"Who said 'Give me liberty, or give me death'?"
Akito, the class brain, stood and politely replied, "Nathan Hale, 1776."
"Very good, Akito!" said the teacher. "Now, who said 'We shall have peace
with honor'?"
Again, Akito replied. "Richard Nixon, 1975," he said.
"Very good, again, Akito. Class, don't you feel just a -little- uncomfor-
table knowing that this child of immigrant parents knows so much about
United States history?"
From the back of the room came the cry, "Screw the Japanese!"
"Harry S. Truman, 1945."
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