Once upon a time, a man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie
appeared. The genie offered him one wish (he was a stingy genie). "I want
to be rock hard and get plenty of ass for the rest of my life," said the
man. So the genie turned him into a toilet.
appeared. The genie offered him one wish (he was a stingy genie). "I want
to be rock hard and get plenty of ass for the rest of my life," said the
man. So the genie turned him into a toilet.
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