This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a girl wearing the
tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so
he walks over and asks: "How do you get into those pants?". The young woman
looks him over and replies: "Well, you could start by buying me a drink...".
tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so
he walks over and asks: "How do you get into those pants?". The young woman
looks him over and replies: "Well, you could start by buying me a drink...".
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