One morning, the county sheriff was having a cup of coffee at the donut shop,
when all of a sudden a kid on a tricycle zoomed down the street. The sheriff
was so startled he spilled coffee all over himself, but the tricycle was gone
before anything could be done; it had been going at least 50. Later that
afternoon while the sheriff was enjoying a nap behind a billboard, the
same boy zoomed by again, doing about 70. The sheriff was again startled,
but decided he ought to do something before the kid sideswiped a semi.
So the sheriff set up a speed trap. No sooner had the sheriff finished,
than the kid came screaming down the sidewalk about 80! The sheriff spun
gravel and hauled ass after the speeding tricycle. The kid immediately
pulled over. "Did ya'll know thah ya'll wus SPEE-ding?" drawled the sheriff,
"And how did ya'll git thah tri-CEE-cle tuh go thah fast anyway?" The little
boy replied, "There's a little motor under the seat." "Like hail!" said
the sheriff, who proceeded to look under the seat. "Wuhl I'll be damned!"
said the sheriff, "Whuh did ya'll git such a pow-ful little mohtuh?" "I got
it from an artificial lung," said the boy. "Ya'll papa let ya'll do thah?
Didn't he have a thing tuh say 'bout thah?" "No," said the boy, "He just
said 'U-u-u-u-uhhhhh ...'"
when all of a sudden a kid on a tricycle zoomed down the street. The sheriff
was so startled he spilled coffee all over himself, but the tricycle was gone
before anything could be done; it had been going at least 50. Later that
afternoon while the sheriff was enjoying a nap behind a billboard, the
same boy zoomed by again, doing about 70. The sheriff was again startled,
but decided he ought to do something before the kid sideswiped a semi.
So the sheriff set up a speed trap. No sooner had the sheriff finished,
than the kid came screaming down the sidewalk about 80! The sheriff spun
gravel and hauled ass after the speeding tricycle. The kid immediately
pulled over. "Did ya'll know thah ya'll wus SPEE-ding?" drawled the sheriff,
"And how did ya'll git thah tri-CEE-cle tuh go thah fast anyway?" The little
boy replied, "There's a little motor under the seat." "Like hail!" said
the sheriff, who proceeded to look under the seat. "Wuhl I'll be damned!"
said the sheriff, "Whuh did ya'll git such a pow-ful little mohtuh?" "I got
it from an artificial lung," said the boy. "Ya'll papa let ya'll do thah?
Didn't he have a thing tuh say 'bout thah?" "No," said the boy, "He just
said 'U-u-u-u-uhhhhh ...'"
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