An Englishman, A Frenchman, And A Pollack Were Stranded On A Desert Island When An Ancient Ruby And Emerald Studded Bottle Washed Up On The Beach.

THERE WERE THREE GUYS ON THIS ISLAND. A POLISH, AN AMERICAN, AND A GERMAN.
ONE DAY A BOTTLE WASHED UP ON SHORE, AND OUT POPPED A GENIE....
These three guys - an American, Chinese, and German - were shipwrecked on a desert island.
The German found this smokey bottle. So he brought it back to the other two and they all opened it togther (the German was a really nice guy)....
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
a bottle on the beach I was walking down the beach and found a bottle.
One that looked like [I Dream of Jeanie] bottle....
Three blondes were walking through the desert when found a magic genie's lamp t he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.
The first said, "I wish I were smarter". So she became a redhead....
Two guys were drinking in a bar. The second guy says to the first guy &quo
You want to see something amazing?" and pulls out of his pocket a miniature piano....
I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
.. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
Three guys - a Frenchman, a German and a Polack, were sitting in a bar.
In walked a mean looking black guy looking for a fight....