An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Pollack were stranded on a desert island
when an ancient ruby and emerald studded bottle washed up on the beach.
They found the bottle and removed the cork, and WHOOSH! a genie flew out of
the bottle, and agreed to give them each one wish as a token of 'thanks' for
releasing him. The Englishman thought a moment and said "I wish I were back
in England." WHOOSH! the Englishman vanished from the island and was
returned to England. The Frenchman though a moment and said "I wish I
were back in France." WHOOSH! the Frenchman vanished from the island and
was returned to France. The Pollack thought for a moment and said "Gee I'm
gonna miss those guys. I wish they were back ..."
when an ancient ruby and emerald studded bottle washed up on the beach.
They found the bottle and removed the cork, and WHOOSH! a genie flew out of
the bottle, and agreed to give them each one wish as a token of 'thanks' for
releasing him. The Englishman thought a moment and said "I wish I were back
in England." WHOOSH! the Englishman vanished from the island and was
returned to England. The Frenchman though a moment and said "I wish I
were back in France." WHOOSH! the Frenchman vanished from the island and
was returned to France. The Pollack thought for a moment and said "Gee I'm
gonna miss those guys. I wish they were back ..."
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