One night, the Queen of England was giving a state dinner for the president.
After enjoying a rich and sumptuous meal, and during the after dinner chit-
chat, the president accidently let loose a terrific fart that shook the
chandeliers. He started turning red, and cautiously looked around hoping
nobody had noticed the stagnant oder of romano cheese in the air. Unfortu-
nately, the Queen did. She frowned and said, "One never farts before the
Queen!" The president said, "I'm sorry your majesty, I didn't know it was
your turn ..."
After enjoying a rich and sumptuous meal, and during the after dinner chit-
chat, the president accidently let loose a terrific fart that shook the
chandeliers. He started turning red, and cautiously looked around hoping
nobody had noticed the stagnant oder of romano cheese in the air. Unfortu-
nately, the Queen did. She frowned and said, "One never farts before the
Queen!" The president said, "I'm sorry your majesty, I didn't know it was
your turn ..."
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