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• One day a guy was sitting on a bus next to an old lady who was filling out a crossword puzzle.
  Just when he thought the trip was getting boring when the old lady leaned over and asked, "Excuse me, but can you help me with this puzzle?...
• Golf Balls A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple of dozen old balls one day and took them home with him, stuffing the into his pants pockets.
  On the bus on his way home, an elderly old lady sat down next to him, so he had to scrunch them up to make room for her....
• I fart to make you smell better." What do you call a blond with a dollar on top of her head?
  All You Can Eat for under a buck! How many Male Chauvanist Pigs does it take to change a light bulb?...
• An elderly woman sees a bunch of women lining up outside a building.
  Being so naive, she doesn't know these women are prostitutes and that they've been arrested at the local police station....
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• THE LITTLE OLD LADY AND THE BET A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money.
  She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!...
• Doctor Visit An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem.
  I fart all the time, Doctor Blake, but they're soundless, and they have no odor....
• One day a lady was inside of an elevator and she had to fart really bad.
  She thought to herself, 'What am I going to do if someone comes in and smells it....
• The President Of The Bank Of Canada... A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money.
  She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!...