The Texas oilman had just finished lunch at an expensive restaraunt. He left
a modest tip, and was preparing to leave, when the waiter said, "You know,
sir, your daughter always leaves a larger tip than that." "That all right
for her," the financier growled, "She's got a rich father."
a modest tip, and was preparing to leave, when the waiter said, "You know,
sir, your daughter always leaves a larger tip than that." "That all right
for her," the financier growled, "She's got a rich father."
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