When the Lord made Man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be
Boss. The Brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body,
he should be Boss. The Legs argued that since they took the Man wherever he
wanted to go, he should be Boss. The Stomach countered with the explanation
that since he digested all of the food, he should be Boss. The Eyes said that
without them, Man would be helpless, so they should be Boss. Then the Asshole
applied for the job. The other parts of the body laughed so hard that the
Asshole became mad and closed up. After a few days the Brain went foggy, the
Legs got wobbly, the Stomach got ill, and the Eyes got crossed and were
unable to see. So they all conceded and made the Asshole Boss.
This proves that you don't have to be a Brain to be Boss - just an Asshole.
Boss. The Brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body,
he should be Boss. The Legs argued that since they took the Man wherever he
wanted to go, he should be Boss. The Stomach countered with the explanation
that since he digested all of the food, he should be Boss. The Eyes said that
without them, Man would be helpless, so they should be Boss. Then the Asshole
applied for the job. The other parts of the body laughed so hard that the
Asshole became mad and closed up. After a few days the Brain went foggy, the
Legs got wobbly, the Stomach got ill, and the Eyes got crossed and were
unable to see. So they all conceded and made the Asshole Boss.
This proves that you don't have to be a Brain to be Boss - just an Asshole.
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