This guy had three lovely girlfriends, and he couldn't decide which one to
marry. So he gave each of them $500 to see what they would do with the
money. The first one took the $500 and came back all excited and out of
breath. "Honey", she said, "I had a wonderful time with the money. I went
out and bought jewelry and clothes, and had a terrific time. Thank you so
much." The second one took the $500 and came back and said. "Darling, all I
could think of was you and how much I love you. So here is $500 worth of
presents just for you to show you how much I think of you." The third one
took the $500 and came back and said. "Well, I took the $500 and invested it
and turned it into $3,000,so here is your original $500 and we will split the
difference. Which one did he marry? The one with the big tits (nothing ever
changes).
marry. So he gave each of them $500 to see what they would do with the
money. The first one took the $500 and came back all excited and out of
breath. "Honey", she said, "I had a wonderful time with the money. I went
out and bought jewelry and clothes, and had a terrific time. Thank you so
much." The second one took the $500 and came back and said. "Darling, all I
could think of was you and how much I love you. So here is $500 worth of
presents just for you to show you how much I think of you." The third one
took the $500 and came back and said. "Well, I took the $500 and invested it
and turned it into $3,000,so here is your original $500 and we will split the
difference. Which one did he marry? The one with the big tits (nothing ever
changes).
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