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  She'd been drinking too much eggnog, And we begged her not to go, But she forgot her medication, So she staggered out the door and through the snow....
• Keebler Elves That Touch Themselves.
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  The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
• Lighten up guys! It was just a joke...
• If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site.
  Don't ask me. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do....