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Words From The Wiseguy
** Clones are people, two
** Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
** Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
** Air-Pollution is a mist-demeanor.
** Anything free is worth what you paid for it.
** Atheism is a non-prophet Organization.
** Chemistry professors never die; they just smell that way!
** COLE'S LAW: Slice cabbage thinly.
** Editing is a rewording activity.
** Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
** Gene Police: YOU... Out of the pool!
** Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
** I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
** Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
** What if there were no hypothetical questions?
** Energizer bunny arrested - charged with battery.
** No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway.