One day Joe came hobbling in the club house with a 7 iron wrapped around his
neck. Of course everyone was curious as to what happened to poor ol' Joe.
Sam asked, "What happened to you?" In a raspy whisper, Joe told this tale
of woe:
I was teeing off on the 5th hole and I shagged my ball out into
this field of cows. I went over the fence and was looking for my
ball when this lady on the 12th tee shagged her ball into this
same field. So we're both looking for our balls when I happened
to see this one cow acting a little different than the rest. I
went over and raised its tail and damned if there wasn't a golf
ball stuck in its asshole. So I hollered at the lady, "Hey lady,
does this look like yours?"
neck. Of course everyone was curious as to what happened to poor ol' Joe.
Sam asked, "What happened to you?" In a raspy whisper, Joe told this tale
of woe:
I was teeing off on the 5th hole and I shagged my ball out into
this field of cows. I went over the fence and was looking for my
ball when this lady on the 12th tee shagged her ball into this
same field. So we're both looking for our balls when I happened
to see this one cow acting a little different than the rest. I
went over and raised its tail and damned if there wasn't a golf
ball stuck in its asshole. So I hollered at the lady, "Hey lady,
does this look like yours?"
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