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• THE LAST WISH Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker.
  The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants....
• 3 Wishes An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch
  reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes....
• A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted.
  St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it....
• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
  brad@looking.UUCP (Brad Templeton) Subject: Dave Letterman's comment on the Night Game at Wrigley Field Keyword...
• Signs Your Execution Isn't Going Well 15> The poison gas is bad enough, but pumping laughing gas into the audience chamber is just plain cruel!
  14> The anti-capital punishment demonstrators are carrying signs reading, "Okay, but just this once....
• Worthy A guy has just died and he's at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St.
  Peter leafs through his Big Book, to see if the guy is worthy....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Once there was a man who went all through college and decided he didn't like it, so he dropped out to become a trolley car conductor.
  ..He loved the trolley cars...he had loved them since he had been a child in San Francisco....
• The discontented man finds no easy chair.