Woman in her 40's never had sex. She decides to go to an
oriental doctor to find out what was wrong with her, since she
had heard so much about their ancient herb and other knowledge.
Doctor tells her to strip from the waist down. She goes behind
the curtain and does. She comes out, doctor tells her to turn
her back towards him. Then he says: Put your head between your
knees.
After a moment the doctor says: Can see what's wrong!
You can stand up now.
Woman asks: What is my problem, what can I do?
Doctor says: You go see good Plastic Surgeon. You have Assface!
Says the woman: what is I have?
You have: Assface!
What's that?
That means: Your face looks like your ass ...
oriental doctor to find out what was wrong with her, since she
had heard so much about their ancient herb and other knowledge.
Doctor tells her to strip from the waist down. She goes behind
the curtain and does. She comes out, doctor tells her to turn
her back towards him. Then he says: Put your head between your
knees.
After a moment the doctor says: Can see what's wrong!
You can stand up now.
Woman asks: What is my problem, what can I do?
Doctor says: You go see good Plastic Surgeon. You have Assface!
Says the woman: what is I have?
You have: Assface!
What's that?
That means: Your face looks like your ass ...
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