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Q: Where Do Young Cows Eat? A: At The Calf-eteria.
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Q: Where do young cows eat?
A: At the Calf-eteria.
Related:
Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The "calf"-eteria.
Q: Where do cows go after they get married? A: On a honey-moo.
Where do cows go on Saturday nights? To the moo-vies.
What do you call a cow that just had a calf? Decalfinated!
What do you call a calf's pussy? Veal cuntlet.
Eat the young!
Q: Where do dates grow? A: On calendar trees.
* DO NOT EAT *
Q. Where do you find a tortoise with no legs? A. Where you left it.
