What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
- Q: What do you call a cow with and abortion? A: Decalfinated
- What do you call a calf's pussy? Veal cuntlet.
- The Cow What do you call a cow with two legs? lean beef.
- The Cow What do you call a cow with no legs- ground beef.
- Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef.
- Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled Milk.
- What do you call a gay man who's had a vasectomy? A seedless fruit.
- five strange ones
The following just goes to show what can happen when you have too much
time on your hands.
#1 There were two cows sitting in a field. The first cow says to the other, "Hey, did you hear about that Mad Cow Disease?...
- Q: What do you call a quadriplegic who's just been run over by a car? A: Patty.