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• Q:" How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
• How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible says nothing of light bulbs, so they must be a tool of the devil....
• How many utilitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
• Q:" How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
• Q:" How many Amish does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Amish don't have light bulbs. They bake pies....
• Q: How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
• Q: How many gorrilas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it sure takes a ****load of light bulbs!...
• How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There were no light bulbs in the 13th Century....
• How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...