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  What is it." Tommy raised his hand and said, "A red ball....
• Little Johnny, the class troublemaker then raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have something in my pants.
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• Yesterday, while I was out driving, I got stuck behind a Line Painting Truck.
  This wasn't one of the usual small jobs I'd seen before -- the thing was the size of a cement mixer, and had a couple of monstrous pressurized paint containers onboard....
• A school teacher is conducting a show and tell session with her second grade class.
  She says, "I have something in my hand. It is small, round and red. Do you know what it is?...
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
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  I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did....
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• LITTLE JOHNNY The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?
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