Did You Know That On The Bottom Of Newfie Coke Bottles It Says "Open Other End"!
Did you know that on the bottom of newfie coke bottles it says "Open other
A Newfie was going to Toronto on the Airplane and started talking to an Ontarian.
Newfie: Lord Tundrin' Geeses Bye, What do you do for a livin'?...
Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
Pharmaceutical companies have it made. You have to take their vitamins so you can open their medicine bottles.
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
Did you hear about the Newfie Rubix's cube? It's white on all sides and it takes two minutes to solve.
A Newfie and a Nova Scotian are working on a barn roof.
Their only way up or down is a long ladder, which of course falls over while they are up on the roof....
Like for example, do you know how to spot a newfie Word Processor?
It's the one with whiteout on the screen....
One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....