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• What's blue and sits in the corner? A baby in a plastic bag.
• What is black and squirms?? A half alive baby in a body sack.
• What is red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing razor blades.
• What's white and red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on razor blades.
• What's black and blue and goes swish, tha-dump, tha-dump? A baby going down an incinerator.
• Signs That You May Be Canadian... ** You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine" ** You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
  ** You drink pop, not soda. ** This doesn't bother you at all....
• This is a song sung to a girl... I love you in blue, I love you in red, But most of all baby, I love you in.
  .. Blue....
• What's the Bag Limit on tourists these days, anyway?
• What's blue and comes in Brownies? Cub Scouts.