Q: What time of day was Adam born?
A: A little before Eve.
A: A little before Eve.
Related:
- What's a baby before it's born?
Daddy's little squirt... - Q: What did Adam say to Eve?
A: Stand back!
I don't know how big this thing gets... - Adam and Eve
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said,
"It is time for you and Eve to begin the process... - Q: What did Adam say to Eve on their first evening together?
A: "Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets... - One day in Paradise, God called Adam to him and
said "Now i will teach you how to kiss".
"Lord, what is a kiss ?" asked Adam. "I will show... - What did Adam say to Eve?
You'd better stand back,
I don't know how big this thing gets... - Good News, Bad News
One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news.
'I've got some good news and some bad news', The Lord... - Eve: "Adam, do you love me?"
Adam:
"Who else...
From the same category:
- Q. Whats the -height- of nerve?
A. Shitting on someone's doorstep,
then ringing the bell and asking for toilet paper... - Tommy answered, "I know. I know.
It's a banana... - What is:
Gooooo, Goooo, Click, Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick,
Yaaaaa, Yaaaaa, Tick, Tick, Tick, Ding. Baby... - You know, i's really not too nice to joke about Pee-Wee Herman now that he
died.
he had a massive stroke! Actually, Pee-Wee didn't... - Gay guy walks into a gay bar, sees a fellow he likes,
so he says: "Say, you don't have AIDS, do you?" ...
