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Q: Why Did The Possum Cross The Road? A: I Don't Know, Haven't Seen One Make It Yet.
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Q: Why did the possum cross the road?
A: I don't know, haven't seen one make it yet.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
Q:Why did the pervert cross the road? A: Because he was stuck to the chicken.
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Because the chicken called in sick.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road? A: He was stuck in a chicken.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens weren't invented yet.
Why did the Baby cross the road? ... It was strapped to the Chicken!
Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road? A: He had a chicken stapled to his face.
You Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo/raccoon that it was possible....
