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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo/raccoon that it was possible.
But why did the chicken cross the road again?
Because it was a double-crosser.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station!
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the scientist cross the road?
To invent the other side.
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
Why did Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?
To help the patient find the other side.
Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo/raccoon that it was possible.
But why did the chicken cross the road again?
Because it was a double-crosser.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station!
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the scientist cross the road?
To invent the other side.
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
Why did Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?
To help the patient find the other side.
Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side.
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