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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? - A Crazy Was After Him With A Baby In One Hand And A Stapler In The Other.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
- A crazy was after him with a baby in one hand
and a stapler in the other.
Related:
Why did the Baby cross the road? ... It was strapped to the Chicken!
You Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo/raccoon that it was possible....
Why did the chicken cross the road?? It was to see his psychiatrist (who lived on the other side) to learn what deep inner compulsion made him keep crossing the road.
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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?? Too long to go around.....
Or why did the Chicken Cross the road? To get away from the ethopian!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
Q:Why did the pervert cross the road? A: Because he was stuck to the chicken.
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Because the chicken called in sick.
