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• A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.
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  There is a close play at home plate and all three umpires call the man out....
• Baseball is not played in Italy's capital city anymore, it has been report.
  The reason? Quote reliabele sources, "This is a direct consequence of the fall of the Roman umpire....
• Little Mike came in from school one day, and asked "Mom, if big people can have little people, and big cats can have little cats, why can't big trains have little train"?
  His mom replies "I don't know son, why don't you ask you're dad when he gets home"....
• A team playing baseball in Dallas Called the umpire blind out of malice.
  While this worthy had fits The team made eight hits And a girl in the bleachers named Alice....
• A little kid goes up to his mother who is lying in the bath naked, and asks he
  Mummy...whasat??" His mother thinks for a little while and then say...
• Q: Why should every son to go into debt for his father?
  A: Because his father went into the hole for him....
• Tax Day Is Approaching... In the market with his dad, a little boy was flipping a quarter into the air and then catching it with his teeth.
  Someone bumped the little boy at the wrong moment and the quarter came down and lodged into the boy's throat....