2B|^2B Message about Shakespeare
(-_-) Secret smile
<{:-)} Message in a bottle...
<:-)<<| Message from a space rocket...
(:-... Heart-breaking message...
<<<<(:-) Message from a hat sales-man...
(:>-< Message from a thief: hands up!
<I==I) A message on four wheels
(-_-) Secret smile
<{:-)} Message in a bottle...
<:-)<<| Message from a space rocket...
(:-... Heart-breaking message...
<<<<(:-) Message from a hat sales-man...
(:>-< Message from a thief: hands up!
<I==I) A message on four wheels
Related:
- To help telecom-sters clarify just how humorous their postings are
intended to be,
here is a collection of the many faces of humor, emoticon... - Hi this is <name>. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message and then wait by the phone until I... - lt; Lick It...Stuff it in>
<Lick it... Stuff it in>
<
Lick it.. Stuff it in> As you can hear, John and... - To the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" with appropriate
instrumental accompaniment) I just left home baby... - Hello?" <pause for a few seconds> "Sorry, he's not here right now,
but if you leave a message, he'll get back to you... - ordinary message ending with a recorded BEEP and
then silence for a few seconds:
HAHAHA Fooled you, here comes the real BEEP <real... - lt;<<<<<< It'll be in v1.2...
I promise!!!!... - A message from the depths
of Hell... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice:
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our...
From the same category:
- Anthropologists do it with culture.
Archeologists do it with mummies.
Architects do it late. Bankers do it with... - Q: What's worse than a guitar string breaking in the middle of a tune?
A: Having an organ go flat on you in the middle of... - D'ja hear about the nun who rode her bicycle over a cobblestone road?
She said, "I'll never come that way again... - It was her first day on the job at the Double-Bubble plant,
and Griselda fell into a vat of gum. Naturally, her... - A team of astronauts landed on a planet inhabited by some
strange creatures.
It took them a little while to learn to communicate...
