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• Well, how we gonna talk to kids who say ko nee-chee-wah?
  Wake up or eat sushi! Wake up or eat sushi!...
• The South has had sushi for years- we call it bait.
• You people so stupid You buy a Suzuki We buy up youl home
• And now here's something we hope you'll really like
• The question," George McGovern told delegates, "is where will America be four years from now?
  Personally, we hope it's still somewhere between Mexico and Canada....
• In God we trust you pay in gold.
• If you are a burgler, then we are probably at home but can't come to the phone right now Otherwise, we probably aren't at home.
• You make it we take it.
• George Carlinisms: ** How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  ** Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?...