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• Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they are full of Iraqi seamen!
• Why are camels known as "Ships of the Desert"? - They're always full of Iraqi Se(a)men.
• Q: Why is the camel called "the ship of the desert?" A: It's full of Arab semen.
• Q: What do you call a group of Iraq women walking into a singles bar?
  A: Incoming SCUDS Did you hear which major department store is considering opening a couple of stores in IRAQ?...
• Why do the Arabs always lose wars with Israel ?? You ever see a camel that could outrun a cadillac ?
  What do Arabs do on a Saturday night? Sit under palm trees and eat their dates....
• Q: Do you know why Iraqi high schools can't offer driver's ed and sex ed in the same year?
  A: The camels can't take the pressure....
• Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Because the chicken called in sick.
• What do you call an Iraqi with no camels? A virgin.
• Q: Why is semen white and pee yellow? A: So Mexicans can tell if they're coming or going.