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• Q: Did you hear about the lazy Mexican? A: He married a pregnant woman.
• Did you hear about the computer salesman with two red ears who went to the doctors office?
  The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears....
• Did you hear about the depressed archeologist? His life was in ruins.
• Did you hear about the aggie that shot his dog? He heard that his best friend was screwing his wife!
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably....
• Did you hear the one about the statistician? -Probably....
• Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....