A baby chick ask his mother.
"Am I people?" "No, you are a chicken."
"Was I born?" "No, you were laid."
"Are people laid?" "Not all - some are chicken."
"Am I people?" "No, you are a chicken."
"Was I born?" "No, you were laid."
"Are people laid?" "Not all - some are chicken."
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