The Baby Chicken Asks:
Are I People?
No You Are Chicken!
Do Chickens Come From People?
No, Chickens Come From Eggs.
Are Eggs Born?
No, Eggs Are Laid.
Are People Laid?
Not All, Some Are Chicken!
Are I People?
No You Are Chicken!
Do Chickens Come From People?
No, Chickens Come From Eggs.
Are Eggs Born?
No, Eggs Are Laid.
Are People Laid?
Not All, Some Are Chicken!
Related:
- A baby chick ask his mother.
"Am I people?
No, you are a chicken." "Was I born?... - The little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a
farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.
Not yet" said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.... - A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
- Chicken - the egg's way of making more eggs.
- QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ?
ANSWERS
Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.... - It was the 1st day of school. The 2nd grade teacher
asked some of her students to tell the class a story
of something that had happened to them over the summer
break in which they learned a moral.
The first student stood up and said, "Well, I went to my father's farm, and oneday we counted the eggs in the chicken coupe to see how many chicks we would get, but that night a wolf came and ate 1/2 of the eggs.... - Q: Why do Easter Bunnies hide their eggs? A: They don't want anyone to know they've been fucking chickens.
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