A man got drunk one night, went home and crawled into bed with his wife.
Lying in bed, he let out a fart. "What the hell was that," his wife asked.
"I'm playing football," he said, "The score is 6-0." His wife thought
(Okay, you smart ass. I'll show you) and she let loose a fart of her own.
"I'm playing too," she said. "The score's 6-6 now." The man laughed and
tried to work up a real blaster but, to his dismay, he shit in the bed
instead. "Halftime," he said. "We change sides."
Lying in bed, he let out a fart. "What the hell was that," his wife asked.
"I'm playing football," he said, "The score is 6-0." His wife thought
(Okay, you smart ass. I'll show you) and she let loose a fart of her own.
"I'm playing too," she said. "The score's 6-6 now." The man laughed and
tried to work up a real blaster but, to his dismay, he shit in the bed
instead. "Halftime," he said. "We change sides."
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