This man was in a fancy restaurant when he all of a sudden begins to
choke on a piece of food. He stands up and gives the sign that he is
choking, but no one comes to help him.
He's turning blue and about to pass out when this pretty woman comes
over to him. Pushes him over a chair, pulls down his pants, and begins
licking his rear end. All of a sudden the food comes flying out of the
man's mouth. After a few minutes, he gets his composure, and thanks the
woman for all her help. He asks her how she ever learned to do that, to
which she replies, " Everyone knows how to do the heiny-lick manuever"
choke on a piece of food. He stands up and gives the sign that he is
choking, but no one comes to help him.
He's turning blue and about to pass out when this pretty woman comes
over to him. Pushes him over a chair, pulls down his pants, and begins
licking his rear end. All of a sudden the food comes flying out of the
man's mouth. After a few minutes, he gets his composure, and thanks the
woman for all her help. He asks her how she ever learned to do that, to
which she replies, " Everyone knows how to do the heiny-lick manuever"
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