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  So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's the name of your penis?...
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• This man walks in a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey Joe, how about fixing me up with 8 shots of whiskey and 8 bottles of beer?
  Joe says, "Well hell, what's the matter?" The Man says, "Well, my son has just come home from college and I found out he's gay....
• This guy walks into a bar for the first time, and he's sitting around drinking.
  Some of the old timers are telling jokes. One of them says "Seventeen" and the other old timers all roar with laughter....
• Not Listed One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole.
  He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway....
• A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
  The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says "Ok, old fellow, time to retire....
• THE TALENTED HAMSTER A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink.
  The bartender says, "No way. I don't think you can pay for it....