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• Q> Why wasn't Jesus born in Quebec? A> They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
• Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin......
• Q: Why was Jesus NOT born in Poland? A: God couldn't find 3 wise men!
• Why wasn't christ born in Alabama They couildn't find three wisemen and a virgin.
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• What's red, green, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
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  owhere!etac8) OR (etac8@nowhere) Cold, adj.: When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets....
• A Christmas Story The three wise men were riding their camels through the desert to Bethlehem.
  Finally they arrived at the manger containing Joseph, Mary, and their newborn son....
• Question: Why is a virgin like a hemophiliac? Anwse
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