Jeff says at a party, "Sorry...I guess I really put your foot
in my mouth that time!"
One of Jeff's surviving neighbors just flew in from
Milwaukee. And if he had any, boy! would his arms be tired!
in my mouth that time!"
One of Jeff's surviving neighbors just flew in from
Milwaukee. And if he had any, boy! would his arms be tired!
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- Jeff's favorite country group? The Kentucky Headhunters.
When Jeff needs to deodorize his refrigerator, he just... - JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES
Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
A: Selling arms to Iran. Q: What were they playing... - What did Jeff say when he finished eating one of his
neighbors?
"I've had my Phil." Why does Jeff love to eat convicts... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I... - A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the
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"I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend... - RACIAL/ETHNIC
There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish. ... - Jeff's favorite book: "A Farewell to Arms."
Jeff had trouble picking up dates.
they had to leave their friends behind. "I don't think... - Here are my categories, with examples (his):
ENGLISH:
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street... - Not so famous quotes
Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet.
Robin Williams Women complain about premenstrual syndrome...
From the same category:
- My answering machine reads, with spooky music in the background,
or Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, "Hello. You... - A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.
As they undressed for bed, the husband who was a big... - Here's a bumper sticker I saw:
Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning.
Sometimes I let her sleep... - Hello this is the (Last Name) residence, we're in the middle of a family
fight right now.
Leave your name a number at the beep and whichever... - HEAVEN CAN WEIGHT!!
John and his wife Patsy,
in their later years made a solemn pledge that...
