What Did He Keep In The Birdcage? A Cockortwo.

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What did he keep in the birdcage? A Cockortwo.

Did you hear that they dropped all charges against Pee Wee Herman?
The judge thought that the evidence wouldn't stand up in court!

What's the difference between a tire with 70,000 miles on it and 400 used
rubbers?
One's a good-year, the others a very good year.

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