Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar. The first one says, "Ya
know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both
hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried
really hard. By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no
problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half
with just one hand."
"So", says the second drunk, "What's yer point?"
"Well", says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...