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• And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO)
  Q: What's the title of this picture ? ....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• It was midnight on the ocean, Not a streetcar was in sight.
  The sun was shining brightly, It had rained all day that night....
• THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
  ) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....
• Q: What quantity is represented by this ? /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /______\ /______\ /______\ || || || || || || A
  9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?...
• Q: What quantity is represented by this ? /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /______\ /______\ /______\ || || || || || || A
  9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?...
• As the truck driver came flying over the top of a steep hill, he spotted two figures in his path rolling around in the middle of the road.
  The driver blew his horn and braked frantically, but the couple continued their love making, in spite of his warnings....
• One night two vampire buddies were feeling hungry. One said to the other, "What do you feel like?
  Chinese?" The other said, "No, not filling enough....
• Circus Lingo Circus Lingo from Big Top Productions (c)1995 from
  http://www.bigtop.com/kids/lingo.html There is a particular jargon that belongs exclusively to the world of the circus....