The night was dark,
The sky was blue,
Down the alley the turd wagon flew!
A bump was hit, a scream was heard,
A man was killed by a flying turd!
Upon his tomb was plainly writ:
This Man Was Killed by Flying Shit!
The sky was blue,
Down the alley the turd wagon flew!
A bump was hit, a scream was heard,
A man was killed by a flying turd!
Upon his tomb was plainly writ:
This Man Was Killed by Flying Shit!
Related:
- And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO) :
Q: What's the title of this picture ? ... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah... - It was midnight on the ocean,
Not a streetcar was in sight.
The sun was shining brightly, It had rained all day... - THE DARWIN AWARDS
Date: December,1997
The Darwin Award is made each year to the person
who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore
prevent the survival of their genes -
hence Darwin!) in the most bizarre way imaginable.... - Q: What quantity is represented by this ?
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9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows through... - Q: What quantity is represented by this ?
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A:
9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows... - As the truck driver came flying over the top of a steep hill,
he spotted two figures in his path rolling around... - One night two vampire buddies were feeling hungry. One said to the other,
"What do you feel like? Chinese?" The other said, "No... - Circus Lingo
Circus Lingo from Big Top Productions (c)1995
from:
http://www.bigtop.com/kids/lingo.html ...
From the same category:
- After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left
the money.
I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to... - He's dim, Jed
... - The other day I was getting out a sweater and the label said it was made
of 100% Virgin Acrylic,
honest. What's virgin acrylic? Is it made out of vinyl... - What's black and white and red all over?
Santa Claus coming down the chimney... - A guy and his friend go to a little coffee shop, and
the guy orders a hamburger.
The guy behind the counter spits in his hands and...
