Some other things that never happen on Star Trek...

Some other things that never happen on Star Trek...
>>A redshirt sneaks down a deserted corridor, turns a corner, and suddenly
has a surprise birthday party.
>>A redshirt manages to avoid the thrown knife, phaser shot, arrow, or
whatever.
>>McCoy says, "On second thought, maybe I'm a carpenter and NOT a doctor
after all."
>>The deflector shields hold through the duration of the battle.
>>Kirk meets a woman whom he's known for years but never had sex with.
>>Sulu and Chekov get to do something interesting.
>>Kirk says, "Uhura, I'm frightened."
>>Kirk gets Court-martialed for violating the Prime Directive.
>>A Klingon says to a companion, "Hey, I like you."
>>Harry Mudd manages to turn a healthy profit selling something legal.
>>An android race turns out to be completely friendly and not threatening
or menacing in any way.
>>Some patient of McCoy's who's NOT a central character lives.
>>Riker manages to avoid seeming like a William Shatner clone.
>>The crew of the original Enterprise disperse, Sulu gets his own ship, and
nobody suffers major emotional trauma.
>>A major character dies and isn't resurrected.
>>The mysterious a giant threatening object is on a direct course for some
world other than Earth.
>>Somebody says, "You know, the Enterprise-D looks really stupid! What is
it, a `Close Encounters' reject???"
>>Artificial intelligence and android technology make human exploration of
the galaxy obsolete.
>>McCoy says, "He'll live, Jim."

There was a young lady from Gaul
Who wore a newspaper dress to the ball
But the dress caught on fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section, and all!