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Q. Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
A. Because people might think they were dancing.
A Jewish couple had worked very hard to send their only son to
college. When the young man came home after his first year, the
first thing he said to his father was, "Guess what, Dad. I'm going
to be a Christian!" The father was crushed. Not knowing where to
turn, he went down to talk to Sam the tailor. "Sam, what should I
do?", he asked. "I work hard all my life to send my son to college, and
first thing he says is he wants to be a Christian". Sam replied,
"You know, that's a familiar story. I had a son too. I worked hard
to send him to college, and the first thing he told me was he wanted
to be a Christian. What can I tell you?" .
So he went down to talk to the Rabbi. "Rabbi, what should I
do?", he asked. "I work hard all my life to send my son to college, and
first thing he says is he wants to be a Christian". The Rabbi replied,
"You know, that's a familiar story. I had a son too. I worked hard
to send him to college, and the first thing he told me was he wanted
to be a Christian. What can I tell you?" .
So he went up to the mountain top to pray. "Lord, what should I
do?", he asked. "I work hard all my life to send my son to college, and
first thing he says is he wants to be a Christian". The mountain top
was flooded with light, and a voice of thunder said,
"You know, that's a familiar story...".
Q. Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
A. Because people might think they were dancing.
A Jewish couple had worked very hard to send their only son to
college. When the young man came home after his first year, the
first thing he said to his father was, "Guess what, Dad. I'm going
to be a Christian!" The father was crushed. Not knowing where to
turn, he went down to talk to Sam the tailor. "Sam, what should I
do?", he asked. "I work hard all my life to send my son to college, and
first thing he says is he wants to be a Christian". Sam replied,
"You know, that's a familiar story. I had a son too. I worked hard
to send him to college, and the first thing he told me was he wanted
to be a Christian. What can I tell you?" .
So he went down to talk to the Rabbi. "Rabbi, what should I
do?", he asked. "I work hard all my life to send my son to college, and
first thing he says is he wants to be a Christian". The Rabbi replied,
"You know, that's a familiar story. I had a son too. I worked hard
to send him to college, and the first thing he told me was he wanted
to be a Christian. What can I tell you?" .
So he went up to the mountain top to pray. "Lord, what should I
do?", he asked. "I work hard all my life to send my son to college, and
first thing he says is he wants to be a Christian". The mountain top
was flooded with light, and a voice of thunder said,
"You know, that's a familiar story...".
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