A Young Farm Lad Went Away To College. To Fit In With The Crowd, The First Thing He Did Was To Grow A Beard.

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A young farm lad went away to college. To fit in with the crowd, the
first thing he did was to grow a beard. When it had reached a suitable
length, he sent a picture of himself home with a note saying: "How do
you like my beard? Don't you think it makes me look like a count?"
The father wrote back: "Son, your mother and I are very disappointed.
We spent a lot of money sending you to school, and now we find out you
can't even spell".