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• When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who _saw_ any snakes!
• Jar a tonga, nag not a raj.
• Not all the cookies are in the jar.
• All the kookies are not in the ja
• Mummy snake to baby snakes: "Well, you're old enough now to survive in the real world.
  So here are the facts of life. Go forth and multiply....
• Mummy snake to baby snakes: "Well, you're old enough now to survive in the real world.
  So here are the facts of life. Go forth and multiply....
• Why don't snakes bite attorneys? Professional courtesy.
• A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita.